February 19, 2009

I’m of two minds about this commercial.

We have on the side of Fail: 1) It’s so budget. It reminds me of 8th grade drama class where we got to make our own fake commercials. 2) Where the hell are they? A beauty salon? Airport? The background is weird and distracting. 3) I think that old lady endorsing a product would make me that much less likely to get it.

But on the Win side: in a world where vibrators are still referred to as “back massagers” in some catalogs and sex toys are illegal in some states, this is a commercial for getting yourself off on prime time. That’s actually progress! And imagine how awesome it’ll be the first time you see an ad for a cock ring on TV!